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I now sentence you
to twelve years!
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Objection!
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I'm taking away
the Nespresso machine.
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Helen! You could help me
find Justin.
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Can I have your Fitness First card?
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You were my supply teacher
at senior school.
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Too little,
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too late.
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We won the lottery!
Yes!
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Don't you tell anyone about this.
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Shhh!
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- You can't represent me against my will.
- Yes, I bloody can.
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I'm Justin.
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What are you doing in my flat?
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Mashta Fembuick...
Well, this changes everything.
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Bingo!
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Sync, corrected by icephoenix
www.addic7ed.com
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Dear Maurice,
thank you for your postcard.
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In answer to your query - I did
experiment with that as a teenager,
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although I soon realised -
lady's top half, fine,
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bottom half- nooo, thank you.
But never say never!
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I've been in Broadmarsh
eight weeks now,
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though it feels like yesterday
I was trying on wedding dresses
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and deciding on our first dance -
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anything by Daniel Bedingfield -
not Gotta Get Thru This.
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My lawyer, Tony,
has been about as useful to me
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as a dandelion tincture
in the face of cancer,
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so I'm afraid, at the moment,
we're on non speakers.
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Can't help thinking,
I should forget lawyers
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and handle my case myself.
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I'm sure you'd give me the same advice,
although as you say,
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it's different for you because you
did actually kill all those people.
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Helen!
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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There's still no sign
of my darling fiance, Justin.
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Aside from the fact
that I need my alibi,
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I'm worried he's changed
his mind about the wedding.
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But I need to be positive.
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Maybe he's had a terrible accident
and is in a coma somewhere.
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- Was the sofa OK to sleep on?
- Yeah.
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Sorry you couldn't sleep in your bed,
Helen's bed.
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Oh, I'm off to see Helen.
She requested a visit.
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I should tell her you're back.
When are you going in?
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I think I might leave it
a couple more days.
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I'm still getting over my jet lag.
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You can get jet lag
from the Eurostar?
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Well, it's certainly
taken it out of me.
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I'd appreciate it if you didn't
mention anything about me...
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You know, being... alive.
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I need a bit more time.
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These last few months have been
an emotional roller coaster.
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Maybe I need to unlock here,
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before I can... unlock her.
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- I need your help.
- I'm very well, thanks for asking.
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- How are you?
- Oh, God, just... Shhh!
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OK?
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I'm thinking about
representing myself now.
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What? What's Tony going to do?
He needs this job, Helen.
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This is about me, not Tony.
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It's always about you,
that's the problem.
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If you weren't so selfish,
maybe you wouldn't be in prison.
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Shut up! I'm selfish?
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You've visited me once
in the last eight weeks.
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I was waiting in
for a parcel from Eye Secrets.
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Oh, it's not about that, OK?
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I need your help because I'm
thinking about teaching myself law.
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You know, Like Erin Brockovich
or the Lorenzo's Oil guys.
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Really? No offence, Helen,
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but I used to copy your old homework
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until I realised I got better grades
if I didn't hand anything in.
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I've always thought I'd make
a fantastic lawyer, though.
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Good, because I need you to assist me.
You'd have more access to books
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and together,
we could get me out of here.
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Listen Helen, I'd love to,
but I've got a very busy life.
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I'm out two to three nights a week.
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That's a shame.
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It's just... I thought
it might make a good story
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if we ever felt like
selling the film rights.
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What film rights?
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The Hollywood film deal.
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Think about it.
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They're crying out for a story
like this - two sisters,
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separated by prison,
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one of them in for a crime
she didn't commit.
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- Younger sister played by...
- Beyonce?
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I don't know if that would work,
because I was thinking
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- Jennifer Aniston could play me.
- Or Whoopi Goldberg.
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Anyway, younger sister learns law
to a top level,
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gets older sister out.
It's got everything.
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Yeah, I suppose it does.
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What, I'd just have to
learn some law?
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Yeah!
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You'd have to get your skates on
because my appeal's looming
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I think representing myself
could really work.
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No-one gives more of a shit
about me than me.
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Is that my cardigan?
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I'm actually quite excited
about this.
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I once had a try-out
for the school debating team.
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Didn't get in, but, you know,
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it shows the seeds were sown.
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Wow. When you do get out of here,
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and I get out of here
and you get married to Justin,
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can I be your maid of honour?
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I don't know, Christine...
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I've got loads of funny stories
for the speech,
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like the time you were
given a cavity search,
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and accidentally
called the warden Mum.
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Wow!
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That's a Lorra, Lorra Law.
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What the hell?
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Where's all the books?
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Found one!
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Mornin' ladies, yeah?
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Having fun with the books, yawn.
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- Can we help you with something?
- It's the first of the month.
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You know what that means?
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- White rabbits!
- Shut up.
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It means payday.
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Top Dog wants four fags,
from everyone.
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You do this, Christine?
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I've got mine on direct debit,
so I don't have to worry about it.
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Well, I haven't smoked since
my first Holy Communion,
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so you'll have to get
your snouts elsewhere.
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Right. Well, I think Top Dog will
find other ways to make you pay.
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Like with biscuits.
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I'll leave you with this
to think about.
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Margaret, I think I know
what this is about,
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and first of all,
she's a lying skank,
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and what's more, I was just patting
her there because she looked upset.
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- Take your top off, Frank.
- OK.
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- What?
- Off.
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Now. Get it off.
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And the vest.
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- I want you...
- Yeah...
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Here, midday tomorrow.
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Eh?
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I'm going to paint you, Frank.
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- Like a model?
- Yes, like a model.
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Ha. I'm a bloody model!
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And Frank...
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Yes, ma'am?
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It wasn't a pat, it was a squeeze.
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You're on six weeks library duty for
touching up the prison chaplain.
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Get out.
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All right, yeah.
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Hello, Entirely Tiles,
can I put you on hold?
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Hello, Entirely Tiles,
can I put you on hold?
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- Hello, Entirely Tiles, can I put you on hold?
- 'Sorry.'
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Hello, Entirely Tiles,
can I put you on hold?
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Hello, Entirely Tiles...
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Friday 11.24,
Entirely Tiles offices.
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Tony Norman is continuing with his...
my endeavours,
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despite the client's protestations.
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This is my chance
to show Helen Stephens
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I am the right man for the job.
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Hello, Entirely Tiles,
can I put you on hold?
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VACUUM WHIRRS
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I appear to be in some
sort of storeroom.
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At first inspection,
seems normal enough -
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catalogues, ring binders,
dividers,
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four-colour biros
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paper-A3 and A4,
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oh, prickly thimbles...
various colours.
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Nothing untoward.
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I think I'll just lay low
in here for a bit,
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and then
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resume my investigation
when the coast is clear.
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CLATTERING
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TOP DOG SNIFFS
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This one's menthol.
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Who smokes menthol,
for flop's sake?
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We thought you'd like it
as a pudding fag.
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Oh yeah, like an after fag, fag.
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- It's the last straw.
- That was Fatty's fault.
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I don't give a pilchard's turd
whose fault it is.
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You can't even run
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a basic fag extortion
payment scheme!
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It's not good enough.
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I'm sick of you.
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I'm going to get a new posse.
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You're fired.
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And I'm taking back your nicknames.
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- What?
- You 'eard.
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Clare.
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Imogen.
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Claire with an I.
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Sarah.
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Sorry, I've forgotten your name.
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- Clare.
- Clare!
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Ssh, Piccalilli.
I'm trying to nail my sister's case.
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I'm not going to think about
anything other than this case.
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I'm literally 1,000% the law right now.
I'm like Robocop.
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I need to focus on justice.
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What are you looking at?
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We need a new boss.
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You've got to be shitting me.
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Listen to me, we need to move fast.
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Without a leader, we're just
a violent friendship circle.
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We need a proper psycho.
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She might say she didn't do it
but they all say that.
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She's definitely a killer.
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Mary. We need to talk...
Argh!
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Erm, you've got a little bit of...
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What do you want?
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I just saw Helen Stephens' lawyer
snooping around.
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Have you told anyone
about the missing money?
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No. I haven't.
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The only people who know about that
money are you and a dead man.
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And now me. You, me and a dead man.
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Why is he here then, eh?
Seems a weird coincidence.
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I don't know. Maybe it's got something
to do with that murdering bitch
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who killed our boss in this very
office for no reason.
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Oh, my God.
That's why she killed him,
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- Stephens knew about the money.
- Take that back!
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- Helen didn't kill anyone.
- How can you be so sure?
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Because when you've looked into
Helen's eyes as deeply as I have,
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you can see right through
to her frontal lobe.
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And that frontal lobe
wouldn't hurt a fly.
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Well, what about Mrs Bridges?
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Call it women's intuition,
but that bitch is all over this.
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Did you just let off?
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I most certainly did not.
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Listen to me. We need to move fast.
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You need to go into the prison
and find out
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whether that slag Helen knows
anything about the money.
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Call it women's intuition,
but that bitch is all over this.
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- You just said that about Mrs Bridges.
- What can I say?
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- I've got a very sensitive bitch-dar.
- OK.
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But when we go back out there,
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we just need to act
like everything's normal.
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The last thing we need is Mrs Bridges
getting wind of any of this.
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My office. Now.
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Do you actually know
anything about the law?
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Yeah. Well, I've read
all the John Grisham novels.
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But I want to be all over the legalese -
Go in there and really dazzle them.
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I'm going to read every word of this pamphlet,
so there's nothing they can pull me up on.
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Do you want to see if you can
find a legal precedent?
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I don't think so. No offence to me,
but I'm borderline backward.
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I see myself as more of a
"holding the ladder" type.
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Oh!
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Shhh!
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Is she bothering you, boss?
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- Why are you calling me boss?
- Because you're our boss now.
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No, I am not!
What about Miss Grainger?
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- Who?
- Top Dog.
246
00:14:21,414 --> 00:14:23,715
- What about Top Dog?
- That's over.
247
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,144
We're yours now.
248
00:14:27,336 --> 00:14:30,424
Well, I'm really flattered
249
00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:33,018
but I'm not looking to be anyone's
leader right now.
250
00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:34,756
I'm just a humble law student
251
00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,588
looking to learn
my way out of here,
252
00:14:36,611 --> 00:14:38,727
so unless any of you
know anything about law...
253
00:14:38,751 --> 00:14:41,788
- Does anyone know anything about law?
- I used to be a barrister.
254
00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:44,266
- Really?
- Yeah, in Starbucks.
255
00:14:44,289 --> 00:14:46,051
Shut up.
256
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,272
- Sorry, Boss.
- Stop calling me boss.
257
00:14:48,289 --> 00:14:50,907
- I'm not your boss.
- You have been chosen.
258
00:14:52,997 --> 00:14:54,582
Deal with it.
259
00:14:56,970 --> 00:15:00,797
Ever since I got here, youse two
have been up to something.
260
00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:04,586
Whispering in your little corners,
secret meetings in the cupboard.
261
00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:07,602
Either youse two is nobbin' each other,
which I don't want to think about,
262
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,997
or there's something
even nastier goin' on.
263
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,191
We were planning this
year's Secret Santa.
264
00:15:12,214 --> 00:15:13,891
In frickin' March?
265
00:15:13,892 --> 00:15:17,038
- Secret Easter bunny?
- Oh. Really?
266
00:15:17,061 --> 00:15:18,975
Well if you're so organised,
267
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:21,946
how comes I ain't been asked to
put in for the office lotto yet?
268
00:15:21,969 --> 00:15:23,562
Oh, yeah.
269
00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:25,757
I've been going through this book.
270
00:15:25,781 --> 00:15:29,863
I don't want miss out on all this
good luck you've been having.
271
00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:32,432
�87 last year.
272
00:15:32,451 --> 00:15:34,498
That's a lot of moolah.
273
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:35,954
Where'd you get that book from?
274
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,171
From the third drawer
down of your desk.
275
00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:40,688
That is your desk, innit, Mary?
276
00:15:40,713 --> 00:15:43,754
In fairness to Mary, the lottery's
only just been resumed.
277
00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:45,645
Helen Stephens was in charge of it
278
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:48,334
but since she's been banged up
in chokey, it's sort of gone to pot.
279
00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:50,304
Mary's on it now.
280
00:15:50,305 --> 00:15:53,707
Well, I am glad to hear it.
281
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,776
Anyone got change for a 50?
282
00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:06,869
Well, here's to a big win.
283
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:10,109
May I say, Elaine,
you're an inspiration to us.
284
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:13,529
If you can move on from your Eric's
untimely murder so quickly,
285
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:15,169
then so can we.
286
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:20,244
You're very brave. Some would say
cold, but I say businesslike.
287
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:25,454
Thank you, Henry.
That'll be all.
288
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:28,785
Oh, and Mary.
289
00:16:30,545 --> 00:16:36,143
I like a joke as much as the next person,
but this is racially inappropriate.
290
00:16:44,845 --> 00:16:48,774
- That bitch knows something.
- I know that bitch knows something!
291
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,494
Sorry, sorry, Mary.
292
00:16:51,495 --> 00:16:55,384
Listen to me.
This shit just got real.
293
00:16:55,385 --> 00:16:59,464
I'll find out what that tart Bridges
is up to, you find out what
294
00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:02,744
that money-loving-cow Stephens
really knows.
295
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:03,774
How?
296
00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:08,155
Try looking into her frontal lobe
a little bit deeper this time.
297
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:16,963
- Now?
- No.
298
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,387
- Now?
- No.
299
00:17:22,195 --> 00:17:24,986
- Now?
- All right.
300
00:17:29,286 --> 00:17:30,572
- Now?
- Oh, for fu...
301
00:17:30,573 --> 00:17:33,785
Right - everyone out.
I'm shutting shop.
302
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,325
No, we're entitled to
another 40 minutes library time.
303
00:17:36,326 --> 00:17:37,555
Oh, I do apologise,
304
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:41,855
I forgot this was
the University of... like...
305
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:44,945
you know, Swotty Boffins.
306
00:17:44,946 --> 00:17:46,653
Let me just check with the dean.
307
00:17:48,086 --> 00:17:50,908
He says piss the piss off.
308
00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:08,145
So, I don't think anyone
believed you existed
309
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:10,775
until Helen announced her
engagement.
310
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:13,165
You sure have
been on a long stag do!
311
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,275
It wasn't planned.
312
00:18:15,276 --> 00:18:19,535
I was out in Prague and I kinda had
this epiphany at a U2 concert,
313
00:18:19,536 --> 00:18:22,635
and well, I just decided to
follow them on tour.
314
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,205
Well, you're not the first man
to get cold feet
315
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:30,555
and follow Bono round the world,
and you certainly won't be the last.
316
00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:33,745
I'm not sure my incarcerated sister
would understand, though.
317
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,755
Yeah, I know,
I'm going to sort it out.
318
00:18:35,756 --> 00:18:37,775
I just don't think
now's the right time.
319
00:18:37,776 --> 00:18:39,975
Helen's only just
settled into prison life.
320
00:18:39,976 --> 00:18:42,468
She doesn't need another
big shock at the moment.
321
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,945
I'll go and see her soon. Promise.
322
00:18:44,946 --> 00:18:48,415
Here you are. Try this?
323
00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,195
What is that?
324
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:53,541
Tomato cup-a-soup
and Lea and Perrine sauce.
325
00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:04,925
Mmm.
326
00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:12,936
Shit.
327
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:26,046
I work well individually
and as part of a team,
328
00:19:26,047 --> 00:19:30,916
I'd really like to learn more about
bullying and general scaremongering,
329
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:35,606
and I think I'd bring a lot to the
overarching threat of this group.
330
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,507
Very good.
331
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:42,596
And have you any experience
of being in a gang?
332
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:46,875
Yes, I spent three years in a
fairly judgmental book group?
333
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:55,598
How about combat?
Karate, jujitsu, boxing?
334
00:19:58,437 --> 00:20:00,462
I'm pretty good at Zumba.
335
00:20:05,331 --> 00:20:06,818
Good luck.
336
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,529
Thought we'd find you here.
337
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:26,109
We sorted out that skank Bella
what was looking at you funny.
338
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:28,639
Bella? She's blind.
339
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,849
A thank you would be nice.
340
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:34,639
I'm not thanking you
for beating up a blind woman.
341
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:40,079
We don't just beat up blind people
willy-nilly where I come from.
342
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:44,579
I will not have this violence in my name.
I won't have it.
343
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:47,629
Will I not give her this then?
344
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,639
- What, is the library closed?
- Yeah.
345
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,940
Want us to open it for you?
346
00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:52,359
- No, it's fine.
- It's easy.
347
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,939
- Seriously just leave it.
- You just...
348
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:57,049
What are you doing?
Don't do that!
349
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:59,579
What were we just saying about not
having violence in my...
350
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,002
Oh, nice one.
351
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,253
Ooh. Sorry boss.
352
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:12,709
Just a bit higher?
Up like that? Is that better?
353
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:13,893
Yeah.
354
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:19,829
Margaret, how could you?
With him!
355
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:24,889
Do you know how many times I've pictured
us making love on your chaise longue?
356
00:21:24,890 --> 00:21:28,919
And then I walk in
and find you with him!
357
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:34,779
What kind of sick role-play is this?
358
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:39,627
I'm painting 'Poseidon's Return'
and Frank is modelling for me.
359
00:21:45,187 --> 00:21:48,186
- Up a bit, Frank.
- Like that, yeah?
360
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:51,114
Enter.
361
00:21:54,327 --> 00:21:59,156
Chitara, can you not?
What do you want?
362
00:21:59,157 --> 00:22:02,016
Um, I just wondered
if I could have a word?
363
00:22:02,017 --> 00:22:03,136
Speak.
364
00:22:03,137 --> 00:22:05,128
In private?
365
00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:14,126
Double clap means leave, yeah?
You bunch of whippet's shit-holes.
366
00:22:15,707 --> 00:22:17,946
- They seem nice.
- What's it to you?
367
00:22:17,947 --> 00:22:22,266
Nothing! Just you look naturally
good with a posse.
368
00:22:22,267 --> 00:22:23,486
And?
369
00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:27,096
It's just a shame you had to
get rid of the old ones.
370
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:32,056
You and your old crew had a certain
horrible je ne sais quoi.
371
00:22:32,057 --> 00:22:34,636
So you did learn something
in my French class
372
00:22:34,637 --> 00:22:38,175
when you weren't putting
excrement in my Radley handbag.
373
00:22:39,327 --> 00:22:41,626
Yeah, well, since leaving school,
374
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:44,906
I've owned a mid-range handbag
myself and I realise now that
375
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:47,262
that kind of thing is actually
really not that funny.
376
00:22:47,263 --> 00:22:48,986
Shut up. Why're you here?
377
00:22:48,987 --> 00:22:54,121
Well, just...
Lenny's been asking for you.
378
00:22:54,145 --> 00:22:57,015
She really misses you.
They all do.
379
00:22:57,097 --> 00:22:58,895
Well, I've moved on.
That's over.
380
00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:02,086
I've got a new posse now
so get out.
381
00:23:03,697 --> 00:23:08,246
OK, just, very quickly wanted to say
the girls would love to see you...
382
00:23:08,247 --> 00:23:10,181
I'm going to kill you in a moment.
383
00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:12,909
Don't do that! A bientot.
384
00:23:15,557 --> 00:23:19,826
She was holding her breath to stop
the hiccups. She passed out.
385
00:23:19,827 --> 00:23:21,716
Stephens.
386
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,859
Tell Lenny I'll see her.
387
00:23:29,907 --> 00:23:34,266
Day two. So thirsty.
388
00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:36,886
I've finished the last
of the Blu-Tack.
389
00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:40,846
It's not that disgusting if you
imagine it as a spring roll.
390
00:23:41,907 --> 00:23:43,866
Things aren't looking good.
391
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:46,546
If I don't make it out of here
alive,
392
00:23:46,547 --> 00:23:50,616
I'd like my ex-wife, Rita,
to have my TV and cafetiere
393
00:23:50,617 --> 00:23:54,713
and to my stepson, I leave my
collection of Carole King LPs.
394
00:23:56,757 --> 00:24:02,296
And to my client, Helen Stephens,
I'd like to leave this message.
395
00:24:02,297 --> 00:24:06,109
Don't trust anyone from your office.
396
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:15,366
So, I've been thinking,
well, Fatty's been thinking...
397
00:24:15,367 --> 00:24:18,646
and she don't know if this, us,
is going anywhere.
398
00:24:18,647 --> 00:24:22,166
So, you know, Fatty thinks
we should call it a day.
399
00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:26,576
It's not you... It's Fatty.
400
00:24:26,577 --> 00:24:28,966
Fine.
Well, good luck with everything.
401
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,686
Is that all you can say?
402
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:34,270
Erm... I don't like you?
403
00:24:35,247 --> 00:24:36,999
You cold-hearted bitch.
404
00:24:38,197 --> 00:24:39,976
OK.
405
00:24:39,977 --> 00:24:44,106
My God, I can't believe
I wasted the best days
406
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,269
of my week following you around.
407
00:24:48,177 --> 00:24:53,069
Come on, Fatty.
Top Dog needs her ears syringing.
408
00:25:09,977 --> 00:25:13,652
You're looking bonny, Helen.
Have you gained a little weight?
409
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:18,696
You try eating nothing
but carbonara for two months.
410
00:25:18,697 --> 00:25:22,446
No, it's just nice to see a bit
more of you, that's all.
411
00:25:22,447 --> 00:25:26,406
I got an e-mail from Laura saying that
you're representing yourself now.
412
00:25:27,697 --> 00:25:31,306
Wow. Body and brains!
How's that going?
413
00:25:31,307 --> 00:25:36,136
Good. I mean, it's not going great,
but in a good way.
414
00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:39,278
So you haven't told your lawyer
anything that you haven't told me?
415
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,288
No.
416
00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:43,396
As far as I'm concerned, Tony Norman
and I are on non-speakers.
417
00:25:43,397 --> 00:25:45,276
Good.
418
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,769
It's just I'm supposed to
be your man on the inside,
419
00:25:47,770 --> 00:25:50,706
looking for clues and whatnot,
and we don't want your lawyer
420
00:25:50,707 --> 00:25:53,806
trampling all over all the good
work we've started.
421
00:25:53,807 --> 00:25:56,526
All the progress we've made.
422
00:25:56,527 --> 00:25:59,806
Really? What progress have we made
finding Justin?
423
00:25:59,807 --> 00:26:03,316
Can I suggest, Helen,
close friend to close friend,
424
00:26:03,317 --> 00:26:06,836
that you let this Justin dream,
alibi, excuse,
425
00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:10,446
whatever you want to call it,
just let it go.
426
00:26:10,447 --> 00:26:19,614
You need someone reliable, you need a
Vauxhall Astra not some flash Golf GTI.
427
00:26:19,638 --> 00:26:23,916
Which, let's face it,
is quite expensive to insure.
428
00:26:25,447 --> 00:26:28,206
Yeah. I'll bear that in mind.
429
00:26:28,207 --> 00:26:32,336
Thanks, Henry,
for whatever it is you're doing.
430
00:26:32,337 --> 00:26:36,126
I'll talk to Tony,
find out what he's been up to.
431
00:26:37,397 --> 00:26:39,991
Sounds like a plan, Stan!
432
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:43,274
Have a great weekend.
433
00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:46,320
C'mere you.
434
00:26:53,097 --> 00:26:55,327
Henry, you forgot your...
435
00:26:59,197 --> 00:27:04,866
Toadpole TS, Manchasteton, IE.
436
00:27:04,867 --> 00:27:09,036
Dear Maurice,
thank you for your latest drawing.
437
00:27:09,037 --> 00:27:11,529
I've never imagined
myself as half woman half prawn,
438
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:13,866
but it was actually quite
a good likeness!
439
00:27:13,867 --> 00:27:17,566
I've realised representing myself isn't
going to be as easy as I first thought,
440
00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:21,696
especially now that Lenny and the posse have
beaten up every law book in the library.
441
00:27:21,697 --> 00:27:24,786
And to make matters worse,
my sister Laura has also downed tools
442
00:27:24,787 --> 00:27:28,586
after receiving a very curt
E-mail from Halle Berry's agent.
443
00:27:28,587 --> 00:27:31,726
Maybe I was wrong to
give up on Tony.
444
00:27:31,727 --> 00:27:34,549
Right now I need all the allies
I can get.
445
00:28:32,757 --> 00:28:37,716
Either you're taking this secret Easter
bunny lark a bit too seriously, Mary,
446
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:42,279
or you need to tell me exactly
what is going on.
447
00:28:42,399 --> 00:28:45,423
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